– do we trust the landlord?
– mr… is a client of mine for years, retired to Arizona. As long as we pay on time and swear we are not Turkish…
– not Turkish?
– Armenians hate Turks. Some Armenian genocide thing- just never order Turkish coffee in an Armeanian restaurant. they will cut/take your head off.
and two quotes at HIMYM Emre mentions:
from The Istanbulian by Emre Kızılkaya